By Jake Sweltz
During game 4 of the NBA Western Conference Finals on Tuesday, Reggie Miller commented that Trevor Ariza was the only player on the Rockets with “Championship DNA.” I have a few questions.
How is Championship DNA measured?
Are you born with Championship DNA? Or do you acquire it by winning a championship?
Does everyone who wins a championship have Championship DNA? Does Mario Chalmers have Championship DNA?
Is Championship DNA transferable? That is to say, if you have Championship DNA, are teams that you play for in the future more likely to win a championship? Or do championship-winning teams only consist of players who were born with Championship DNA?
Does every team that’s loaded top to bottom with Championship DNA win a championship? What if two (or more) teams have the exact same amount of Championship DNA?
What if everyone on the roster has Championship DNA, except for one player? Does his/her lack of Championship DNA prevent potential championship-winning teams from winning a championship?
Is Championship DNA permanent? Is it possible to be dispossessed of Championship DNA, and if so, what sort of atrocious sin against the sport would it take for that to happen?
Does Phil Jackson still have Championship DNA? What about Derek Jeter?
Is there somewhere I can buy Championship DNA online? What conditions would be required for Championship DNA to be stored and shipped through the mail internationally?
Does Championship DNA have to be refrigerated?